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The Name Of This Band Is The Talking Hens

by TheClavhens

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1.
Psycho Santa 04:01
I saw him flying with a sleigh full of sacks They're full of clothes, toys, candy, knick-knacks The kids can't sleep 'cause their minds conspire About the things they're about to acquire Psycho St. Nick qui est ce mec ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho better fly fly fly fly fly fly fly away Ho ho ho ho Psycho St. Nick qui est ce mec (trans: who is this guy?) ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho better fly fly fly fly fly fly fly away Ho ho ho hoooooooo yeah yeah yeah You start a christmas list you can't even finish it. You ask for a lot, but you don't deserve anything. When I check my list, your fate is sealed. Do something wrong, and I may abstain. Psycho St. Nick qui est ce mec ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho better fly fly fly fly fly fly fly away Ho ho ho ho Psycho St. Nick qui est ce mec (trans: who is this guy?) ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho better fly fly fly fly fly fly fly away Ho ho ho hoooooooo yeah yeah yeah Ce que j'ai fais, ce soir la (trans: what i am doing tonight) Ce qu'ils ont dit, ce soir la (trans: what they said tonight) Realisant mon devoir (trans: realizing my duty) Je me lance, vers la gloire ... OK (trans: i start to glory) If you're not nice and your not kind, a box of coal, you'll be sure to find Psycho St. Nick qui est ce mec ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho better fly fly fly fly fly fly fly away Ho ho ho ho Psycho St. Nick qui est ce mec (trans: who is this guy?) ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho better fly fly fly fly fly fly fly away Ho ho ho hoooooooo yeah yeah yeah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh....
2.
Twas the night before Christmas baby When all through the house not a creature Sugar plums danced in their heads Not even a mouse O come ye faithful and triumphant O come ye all to Bethlehem When what to wondering eyes appear Not even a mouse I saw three ships come sailin' in; on Christmas Day on Christmas Day Christmas Day in the morning Joy to earth the savior reigns Fields and floods, rocks, hills, and plains Strike the harp join the chorus Said the night wind to little lamb Ringing through the sky shepherd boy Said the king to people everywhere Not even a mouse Peace on earth good will to men; let every heart prepare him room Guide us thy perfect light Follow me in merry measure While I tell of Yule tide treasure Star with beauty bright Not even a mouse God rest you merry gentlemen Pray for peace for us everywhere He was born on Christmas Day Not even a mouse It's Christmas time in Hollis Queens; Mom's cooking those collard greens God - an illin' reindeer Rhymes so loud and proud to hear it Christmas time we got the spirit And a happy new year
3.
And He Was 03:31
And snow was falling in the grass And he could hear the children playing And he could see the nearby playground He’s making sure he is freezing See the smiles as the children play Now he’s starting to rise Take a minute to come to life and he opens up his eyes CHORUS The sun was rising he Right there melting and he was The snow was thawing he was Liquefying and he was – and he was And he was drifting through the backyard And he was taking off his scarf And he was moving very slowly Sinking down into the Earth Dissolving into the atmosphere and he’s, nothing more than a hat Button eyes and a corn cob pipe, and he’s now mud in the yard The sun was rising he Right there melting and he was The snow was thawing he was Liquefying and he was – and he was And he was mad about it No doubt about it The kids aren’t sure about what they’ve done No time to think about talking snowmen No time to think about what they’ve done and he was HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY And he was made out of snow And he came to life one day There was magic in that silk hat They placed on top of Frosty’s snow head HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY… The sun was rising he Right there melting and he was The snow was thawing he was Liquefying and he was – and he was Joining the world of Missing Snowmen and he was Missing the skin to Keep from melting and he was And he was…
4.
Wait, wait for the 12 month to come Wake up, wake up and make your list Believe, believe in Mistletoe Clause Clause Clause Clause is simple as 1-2-3 (being good?) (Red and Green?) He’s a know-it-all, he’s the smartest man around That's right, you be good when Clause comes to town Here come a reindeer, here come a Sleigh If you were really good, you'd know what to do When I say... Wake up, Jump out, Scream out, Run down, Get downstairs Its Christmas morning and there’s no school today I'd rather be with my Family we open our presents, we feel the love I've been to Macys, I've been to the mall I've met the cashiers that you see interviewed on the news Here come a reindeer, here come a sleigh If you were really good you'd know what to do when I say Decorations getting out of control, Carolers all around People strapping trees to their cars when Clause has come to town Where, where is my G.I. Joe? Why...does this, have to end? Believe, I believe in Mistletoe Clause, Clause Clause Clause is simple as 1-2-3 Here come some cookies, here come some milk If you were really good, you'd know what to do when I say Why am I going out of my head, when December rolls around? The answer is obvious, Clause has come to town!
5.
I'm wearing a fleece parka I ride a wood toboggan It's bruising my fanny Slow down I can't help you Down this mountaintop oh no! It's a wild wild ride I got some bruises to show you Oh no! What a wild wild ride Here comes the snow patrol thank God! They come to save my life You know this is hard to control I know! It's a wild wild ride I was going for the record You're laughing my face is checkered That fence didn't feel good It'll take some time to mend those sores Check out lubrication-man oh no! He used some wild wild stuff He's aiming for that tree down range oh no! He's got a wild wild ride breaking arm then he lays on the ground oh no! He's going to be alright! I know that he didn't die yet Oh no! He must have nine, nine lives He's the man! He don't use a break No control! You let 'er rip anytime you like It's like riding on Pineneedles This thing fell apart, it's horrific Shooting across the interstate watch out! It's a wild wild ride Leaning left, leaning right Watch out! It's a wild wild ride When I go, Man I go, yeah I go Here I go On this wild wild ride I got a big running start oh yeah! For this wild wild ride I'm traveling at the speed of light Look out! It's a wild wild ride I've gone so far, I've gone so fast Oh yeah Wild wild ride You know that's the way I like it Ho ho! This wild wild wild ride!

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All songs originally written/performed by the talking Heads. We changed the lyrics.

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released December 25, 2011

Jim Clavin - Guitar/Vocals/Bass
Dan McHenry - Guitar/Vocals/Bass
Marty West - Guitar
Brian Podgajny - Drums/Vocals
Justin Damm - Vocals
Bill Dee - Vocals

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