On the first day of Christmas My true love sent to me A partridge in a pear tree On the second day of Christmas My true love sent to me Two turtle-doves And a partridge in a pear tree On the third day of Christmas My true love sent to me Three Clavhens Two turtle-doves And a partridge in a pear tree On the fourth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Four calling birds Three Clavhens Two turtle-doves And a partridge in a pear tree On the fifth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Five golden rings (five golden rings) Four calling birds Three Clavhens Two turtle-doves And a partridge in a pear tree On the sixth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Six geese a laying Five golden rings (five golden rings) Four calling birds Three Clavhens Two turtle-doves And a partridge in a pear tree On the seventh day of Christmas My true love sent to me Seven swans a swimming Six geese a-laying Five golden rings (five golden rings) Four calling birds Three Clavhens Two turtle-doves And a partridge in a pear tree On the eighth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Eight maids a milking Seven swans a swimming Six geese a-laying Five golden rings (five golden rings) Four calling birds Three Clavhens Two turtle-doves And a partridge in a pear tree On the ninth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Nine ladies dancing Eight maids a-milking Seven swans a-swimming Six geese a-laying Five golden rings (five golden rings) Four calling birds Three Clavhens Two turtle-doves And a partridge in a pear tree On the tenth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Ten lords a-leaping Nine ladies dancing Eight maids a-milking Seven swans a-swimming Six geese a-laying Five golden rings (five golden rings) Four calling birds Three Clavhens Two turtle-doves And a partridge in a pear tree On the 11th day of Christmas My true love sent to me I sent 11 pipers piping Ten lords a-leaping Nine ladies dancing Eight maids a-milking Seven swans a-swimming Six geese a-laying Five golden rings (five golden rings) Four calling birds Three Clavhens Two turtle-doves And a partridge in a pear tree On the 12th day of Christmas My true love sent to me 12 drummers drumming Eleven pipers piping Ten lords a-leaping Nine ladies dancing Eight maids a-milking Seven swans a-swimming Six geese a-laying Five golden rings (five golden rings) Four calling birds Three Clavhens Two turtle-doves And a partridge in a pear tree

I'll be home for Christmas You can plan on me Please have snow and mistletoe And presents by the tree Christmas eve will find me Where the love light gleams I'll be home for Christmas If only in my dreams I'll be home for Christmas You can plan on me Please have some snow and mistletoe And presents by the tree Christmas eve will find me Where the love light gleams I'll be home for Christmas If only in my dreams I'll be home for Christmas If only in my dreams

Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa we believe She'd been drinking too much eggnog And we begged her not to go But she forgot her medication And she staggered out the door into the snow When we found her Christmas morning At the scene of the attack She had hoof-prints on her forehead And incriminating Claus marks on her back Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa we believe Now we're all so proud of grandpa He's been taking this so well See him in there watching football Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel It's not Christmas without Grandma All the family's dressed in black And we just can't help but wonder Should we open up her gifts Or send them back (send them back) Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa we believe Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of fig And the blue and silver candles That would just have matched the hair on grandma's wig I've warned all my friends and neighbors Better watch out for yourselves They should never give a license To a man who drives a sleigh And plays with elves Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa we believe

Frosted window panes Candles gleaming inside Painted candy canes on the tree Santa's on his way He's filled his sleigh with things Things for you and for me It's that time of year When the world falls in love Every song you hear seems to say Merry Christmas May your New Year dreams come true And this song of mine In three-quarter time Wishes you and yours The same thing too Santa's on his way He's filled his sleigh with things Pretty things for you and for me It's that time of year When the world falls in love Every song you hear seems to say Merry Christmas May your New Year dreams come true And this song of mine In three-quarter time Wishes you and yours Everyone Merry Christmas Merry Christmas May your every New Year dream come true (Merry Christmas)

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas Only a hippopotamus will do I don't want a doll, no dinky Tinkertoy I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy I want a hippopotamus for Christmas I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you? He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue Just bring him through the front door That's the easy thing to do I can see me now on Christmas morning Creeping down the stairs Oh, what joy and what surprise When I open up my eyes To see my hippo hero standing there I want a hippopotamus for Christmas Only a hippopotamus will do No crocodiles, or rhinoceroseses I only like hippopotamuseses And hippopotamuses like me too I want a hippopotamus for Christmas A hippopotamus is all I want Mom says the hippo would eat me up But then teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian I want a hippopotamus for Christmas The kind I saw this summer at the zoo There's lots of room for him in our two car garage I'd feed him there and wash him there And give him his massage I can see me now on Christmas morning Creeping down the stairs Oh, what joy and what surprise When I open up my eyes To see my hippo hero standing there I want a hippopotamus for Christmas Only a hippopotamus will do No crocodiles, or rhinoceroseses I only like hippopotamuses And hippopotamuses like me too

Well, Santa Clause is playing at my house, my house I'll show you the ropes kid, show you the ropes I got a bus and a trailer at my house, my house I'll show you the ropes kid, show you the ropes I bought 15 cases for my house, my house All the furniture is in the garage Well, Santa Clause is playing at my house, my house You've got to set them up kid, set them up You've got to set 'em up, ooh ooh yeah You've got to set 'em up, ooh ooh yeah You've got to set them up, set them up Well, Santa Clause is playing at my house, my house I've waited 7 years and 15 days There's every kid for miles at my house, my house And the neighbors can't call the police There's a fist fight brewin' at my house, my house Because the jocks can't get in the door When Santa Clause is playing at my house, my house You've got to set them up kid, set them up You've got to set 'em up, ooh ooh yeah You've got to set 'em up, ooh ooh yeah You've got to set them up, set them up You've got to set 'em up, ooh ooh yeah You've got to set 'em up, ooh ooh yeah You've got to set them up, set them up Well, everybody's lined up at my house, my house And Sara's girlfriend is working the door Got everybody's PA at my house, my house All the robots descend from the bus There's a freakout brewin' at my house, my house In the basement 'Cause Santa Clause is playing at my house, my house You've got to set them up kid, set them up You've got to set 'em up, ooh ooh yeah You've got to set 'em up, ooh ooh yeah You've got to set them up, set them up You've got to set 'em up, ooh ooh yeah You've got to set 'em up, ooh ooh yeah You've got to set them up, set them up And never, never let them go No never, never, never let them go Oh, never, never, never let them go Let 'em go Never, never, never let them go Oh never, never, never let them go Never, never, never let them go Let them go Downtown